Let’s start a cult together I can be the charismatic leader You can cook the books and stack the ledgers Then we will disappear into the ether Let’s start a cult together Think of all the people who will follow We will be remembered forever When we feed them all the poison they can swallow Sick bitch! Influenza! Sick bitch! Influencer! We can paint a perfect little picture; my position of Big Sister Will convince all our victim- I mean parishioners Live on devices of innocent viewers and listeners Slithering into the ears of the children and visitors We can serve deliverance with any kind of nonsense Tonics, electronics, pop hits Herds of merch with my face on it We can tell ‘em we’ve got everything they’ve ever wanted! We can have ‘em thinking that we wanna get to know them So we know they won’t whistleblow like Snowden Build a Discord army, show them TikTok, Twitch, YouTube, smooth-spoken Bloated rhetoric to choke-slam heretics Raise funds - wanna buy a boat? Bam, there it is! Give false hope in despair; it’s imperative We take care of ourselves, and pretend we’re taking care of them Let’s start a cult together I will push the fashion and the product You can forge the storms that they must weather Then we will guide them in the proper conduct Let’s start a cult together They don’t need to know that it’s all hollow They will hold our names up forever Once we feed them all the poison they can swallow Sick bitch! Affluenza! Sick bitch! Influencer! (Hello, friends! Thank you so much for watching! Welcome to the flock Don’t forget to like and subscribe!) Need serotonin? We got it I’ll be your new narcotic Your new addiction, chronic Narcissistic bitch, and you bought it Controversy? I’ll just dodge it Just a mistake, I promise Look at my face, so honest (Just try to start shit, I’ll stomp it!) Playing with the parasocial Fake affection so vocal Start out with state and local Then become a national focal Point of interest, then go global With domination total You see, my creed, my code is: Act noble, be ignoble (Let’s start a cult together Think of all the people who will follow) Sick bitch! Influencer! (Let’s start a cult together-gether-ge-gether) Fee-fee-feed them all the poison they can swallow (Sick bitch! Influenzer!) Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm ha ha ha…